Case# 1870469 - May 9th, 10:32 AM. Suspect is a blonde woman over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Vanessa Cage, and is filed under our Must Device Liberal Frisking (MILF) category. The suspect is a prior employee, and she refers to the Officer on duty by name. However, evidence shows that she has really stolen jewelry from the storefront. Because of her prior supreme standing, the Officer permits her to negotiate for her freedom. The rest of this case is classified.